Theresa Mays Fake Campaign
- Jun 6, 2017
- 1 min read

This Is Prime Minister Theresa May's Campaigning
Flies First Class in a Luxury Jet Liner
Only campaigns in Tory strongholds
Travels to venues in a Coach with her rent-a-crowd supporters
Has the Police cordon off the area she wants the press to see her campaigning in
Has armed MI5 officers as part of her campaign team
Has GCHQ monitor all activity in her campaign area for up to 3 days before visiting it
Holds rallies under the guise of birthday parties to avoid local media
Has her Press Officer hand out the questions that she wants the public to ask her
Questions from the media that are off script are answered using well rehearsed soundbites
Holds closed public meetings in warehouses and village halls inviting only a select few of her parties supporters
Has protesters that get close enough to ask awkward questions arrested for breach of the peace
Avoids answering questions that are not pre-screened or pre-selected
Then heads off for a five course meal in a swanky hotel surrounded by High Ranking Council Officials, Executives, CEO's and Party Donors.
This Is First Minister "Nicola Sturgeons" Campaigning
Travels by Car, Train or Helicopter Goes anywhere her party needs support Attracts huge crowds of supporters at every stop Chats to anyone answering as many questions as she can Poses for Selfies Signs Autographs Plays with the Kids Grabs a quick Chippy for Lunch Then moves onto the next town or village
Now that's what you call old school campaigning and that is why Nicola Sturgeon is so well liked by the MAJORITY of people in Scotland.
On Thursday Vote SNP and give Scotland a Strong Voice in Westminster
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